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Tiny Little DivisionMom, if they celebrate Mother's Day a day later in Canada,
I want to take you across the border and do it again!
Also, we can get Grandma some cheap meds.
Start packin'!
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I always knew you had it in you to be a mom.
By "it", I mean a uterus. Kind of critical for baby having.
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Grandma, you can't be beat!
Everyone knows not to beat grandmas.
That should be obvious.
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Always knew you'd make a great mom, sis...
Or, evil stepmother. You could probably swing that one too.
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Complimentary waxing:
not a good Mother's Day gift.
Learned that one the hard way.
Happy Mother's Day
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Whenever I see a dedicated mother bird feeding a hungry baby bird,
I think of you, Mom
You made great fried chicken.
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Grandmas make lousy ninjas.
But other than that, they can do pretty much anything!