Superman and Batman took on New York's Finest last night in an epic Crossroads of the World battle that left the Man of Steel behind bars and the Caped Crusader in cuffs.

Stunned Times Square tourists and office workers watched agog as cops struggled to subdue Clark Kent's alter ego without kryptonite.

Superman, a k a Maksim Katsnelson, 23, of The Bronx, was arrested and charged with assault and resisting arrested, police said, accusing him of punching a female officer in the face while she was trying to subdue him.

"He freaked out and punched the girl cop in the face," Batman said later.

Cops cuffed Batman, actually Frank Frisoli, but let him go because he didn't cause any problems, he told The Post.

Listen May, 2009

So the other morning, and by morning I mean 4:11 AM, I awoke to some weird noises. I get up, step over Fergus, and start down the hall, pausing to listen by the corner. Sure enough there SOMEONE downstairs. I listen VERY acutely and it sounds like someone stuffing things into a bag.

The layout of my house doesn't lend itself to sneaking up on people. I gt to the lading, the last hiding spit, summon up my courage, and JUMP down the last few steps. "YAHAAAAAAHHHH"

Well I'm surprised I didn't, literally, scare the crap out of Simon. In my defense I was right, someone was stuffing something into a bag. It just happens that it was Simon stuffing his head into a Goldfish Cracker bag. So I caught my breath, yelled at him to get back to bed, cleaned up the mess of shredded bag, and went back to bed myself.

Dogs, always fun.

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Current Music: The Pogues - The Irish Rover

Quick reminder Alter Ego was supposed to be open tonight. It's NOT. Friend of mine just called and asked, so I though it was worth re-posting.

HOWEVER, Spellbound is on tomorrow with me, Steve Archer and Loss of Signal Free Jell-O shots and Champagne while supplies last.

Sanctuary is ALL AGES on Monday. I hear a good friend of mine is DJing with DJ Transept. For you over 21, Alcohol is served. For EVERYONE, it's in VA, so you CAN smoke in the bar.